December 2009
20 posts
“When the people try to make life simpler, it actually becomes more complicated.”
“What does not kill you makes you stronger. Yeah right, I’m still a...”
The Sermon on the Hills of Hollywood
Seeing the lights of the city, a man, wearing a white shirt and a black hood, went up to the Hills of Hollywood. There he stood up, crying out his imprecations about the lives of the rich and famous. This is what he realized:
“Blessed are those who drink wine and take drugs excessively, for they shall have a place in the rehabilitation center.”
“Blessed are those who live such...
“Irony is unintentional sarcasm. Sarcasm is intentional irony.”
– :P (via griffinryder)
If the Traits of the People I Hate Were Combined...
He/She would be…
Childish - he/she doesn’t know when to stop playing around and focus.
Arrogant - added with jealousy. There are some people who thinks they are better than others and feels bitter that the roles, jobs he/she had were instead given to another person. Then they would channel their jealousy and pride through snobbishness.
Always taking the lead - some people think that...
I danced in the moonlight last Friday, while the moon was in its first quarter. At least none of those in the dance turned into werewolves, including me.
“This may not be true: in an alumni homecoming, 90% are present and lying, and...”
“The confiscation of a Speedstacks is no match to grudging on a friend.”